1. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Black screen. Credits fade in and out during the following exchange, but the screen remains dark. Foreground, we hear the tuneless BEEPING of a telephone number being dialed, RINGING once, twice... RICKI (V.O.) Hello? SCULLY (V.O.) Ricki, honey, this is me. How you been? RICKI (V.O.) Jake? Long time, no hear. SCULLY (V.O.) Hey, I been busy, but listen -- RICKI (V.O.) Two months you ain't called me. I'm looking at my calendar, here: it got "dinner with jake" written august 16. Then it's got maybe 60 little white squares with nothing but dentist appointments and furnace repairmen. Tell me why that is, Jake. SCULLY (V.O.) Look, sugar, I need -- RICKI (V.O.) You can't just talk me up like Rip van Winkle, Jake, like no time gone by. Why the fuck ain't you called? SCULLY (V.O.) What do you want me to tell you, I'm a schmuck? Fine. I didn't phone 'cause I'm a schmuck. Feel better? You got my number, too, honey -- and you ain't called me either. Now why is that? A pause: all we hear is a faint CRACKLE of static and the distant DISTORTED CROSSTALK of someone else's conversation. RICKI (V.O.) Cause you a schmuck. Sound of DISCONNECT, then the indifferent HUM of the dial tone. Fade in on SCULLY in a phone booth on a Vancouver sidestreet, first in a line of 4 or 5 pay phones. He hangs up slowly. Scully's a disbarred lawyer, a smooth talker with hightly developed body language. His gestures have become so important to the rhythym of his speech that he can't turn them off even when he's on the phone where no-one can see them. SCULLY Well thank-you for playing, bachelorette number five. There's a notebook in front of him, the page filled with names and phone numbers. He takes a pen and crosses off 'Ricki Harker'. It's maybe the fourth name on the page -- hard to tell, because everything above it has also been crossed off. 2. MAIN TITLE ON BLACK -- "Marlboro City" 3. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT DEXTER's in his early 50's. He sits in his expensive car, in his dark garage, his seat tilted way back, eyes closed, maybe even asleep. The car radio is on, dribbling country music. The cellular phone in the car starts RINGING. Still reclining, Dexter reaches to answer it. The car motor can be heard under the music, idling. 4. EXT. EMILY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Scully picks up the phone again, INSERTS a new quarter. In the next booth EMILY is trying to light a cigarette, receiver cramped between shoulder and ear. Emily's young, slightly punkish, trying to look dangerous and not doing a bad job. Her clothes are covered with text, slogans, mostly hand-applied: fashion semiotics. Abruptly, she straightens, dropping her match. EMILY Sandra, this is Emily. Pick up the phone if you're there. 5. INT. ATLANTA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT The bed is a heap of multicolored blankets. Curtains are drawn, but the windows are open, the breeze sometimes pushing fabric aside to let in city streetlight. MUFFLED RINGING. 6. EXT. JEREMY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Emily's cigarette is forgotten in her hand, unlit. EMILY Don't tell me you're screening your calls, now, like BusinessBabe Barbie. In the next booth down, JEREMY talks loudly, finger in one ear. He's an english teacher from Calgary, in town for a convention, middle-aged more by choice than by years. JEREMY Baker. No -- Ba-a-a-ker. Bee. As in bumble. After Ay, as in apple, before Cee, as in... crouton. Right, Bee. He pauses, listening. We can't hear the OPERATOR's words exactly, but we can catch her general TONE OF VOICE. 7. INT. SANDRA'S SQUAT - NIGHT A phone attached to an answering machine sits on the floor. No furniture. The machine picks up after a half-aborted RING. SANDRA (on machine) This is 255-8391. No-one can come to the phone right now. If you need to get in touch... EMILY (on phone, overlapping) Sandra? Don't piss around. Pick up the phone...please. 8. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Jeremy has luggage stacked just outside his booth. He keeps turning to check whether it's still there. JEREMY My number? I'm using a pay phone, if-- OK, OK -- 862-9302. Nine three. No, I'd love to hold. In his early 20's, HARLAN wears a suit cut so sharp it could have been designed in a wind tunnel. Crew cut hair, suspenders discreetly visible, leather tie that might just be made of human skin. He's wearing a walkman, one earphone pushed aside so he can listen to the telephone. HARLAN I have tried calling your office. Been tagging your secretary all week long. I just get tired of the phone politics. Reminds you of high school, doesn't it? Who calls who, does she call me, what if I don't call at all? DEXTER This is my day off, Mr... HARLAN Lemme explain you the birds and the biz, then. I'm an ad exec over at Ess-Pee. Worked on the Arrivaderci Aroma deoderant campaign? A few interesting accounts, anyway, but no killers, so I figure why wait for the headhunters to come to me? DEXTER Eight o'clock at night, you're gonna ask me for a job? My chance to relax, maybe listen to some music? HARLAN My head, on a silver plate. Like Johnny Baptist, like Elvis. I got the ideas and the moves, you know? Off with my head. Off the top of my head. Harlan chuckles, but the phone remains ominously silent. 9. INT. ATLANTA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT The mound of blankets shifts a bit. The RINGING stops, and we hear ATLANTA's voice from beneath the blankets. ATLANTA Morning, baby. A telephone cord runs under the covers. ATLANTA Well what time is it? 10. EXT SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Scully looks disreputable, uncomfortable in his clothes: he's used to an expensive wardrobe, and doesn't know how to buy cheap without looking cheap. He TAPS his pen, starting to get twitchy. SCULLY Eight o'clock. You want to know what day? ATLANTA I don't even know what time zone I'm in. SCULLY Prime time, honey! Business hours. 11. INT. ATLANTA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT The blankets shift again, restless laundry. ATLANTA This is you, isn't it Scully? SCULLY Last time I checked. Scully-baby, baby. Awake, now, ATLANTA surfaces from beneath the covers. ATLANTA Fuck, can't we just pretend you called and got my machine? Leave your number, I'll get back? Real soon. SCULLY If I wanted to talk to a machine I'd call my brother. Atlanta, sweetie, I need a favour: what ever happened to forgive and forget? ATLANTA I'm working on the forgetting part first. SCULLY I've been out of town! What are you gonna do, shoot me in the head? You know I love you, you adorable bitch. ATLANTA (almost by reflex) Go fuck yourself with a sandpaper dildo, you suckass blowjob, you testicle! I ain't heard shit from you since your marriage broke up; now you call, and it's sweetie pie this and honey bitch that. Don't tell me you and your wife are back together. SCULLY Ex! Ex-wife! ATLANTA (sad and amused) Oh, Jacob! (beat) Tell you what -- I'm hanging up right now. You call me back, quick's you can. 12. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT. DISCONNECT and DIAL TONE. Muttering under his breath, Scully grabs another quarter, checks his phone book, DIALS again. Atlanta doesn't even give it a full RING. SCULLY Okay? So now you owe me a quarter. ATLANTA 15 seconds, Scully! Bullshit, you love me. You don't even have my number memorized. No more freebies, sweetness -- you want the details on what a sorry fuck you are, call the 900 number like anybody else, cause I sure ain't gonna be telling you for a quarter. 13. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT HARLAN (getting carried away) Let me tell ya, I got the buzz. Birds and the buzz, like a black'n'decker power saw. Cutting edge, yeah? Dexter switches off the radio. Engine noise fills in the gap. DEXTER Jesus. How's your coliform count? HARLAN Yeah! Warhol of the bullshit-artists, my old man used to tell me. DEXTER Our firm is more interested in bullshit scientists, 'Andy' -- Dexter cuts himself off, struck by some thought. 14. INT. SANDRA'S SQUAT - NIGHT SANDRA (on machine) If you need to get in touch with me, leave a message at the tone. If you want to talk to Emily, check directory assistance for her new number. 15. CLOSE-UP - SCULLY'S NOTE BOOK Scully draws a line through the name "Atlanta Sharp" as he waits for the next contestant to pick up her phone. 16. EXT. JEREMY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT JEREMY Hello! 685-3224, thank you. Hang on -- address too, please. Address! No, there's no point my phoning, they'll still be at work. 17. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT Dexter raises his seat from reclining position. DEXTER 'Warhol?' You did say 'Warhol'? 18. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Harlan closes his eyes, slumps. He knows the jig is up. We can hear Jeremy yelling in the next booth: JEREMY (V.O.) Whuuh! Work! I said they'll be at work! 19. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT DEXTER Waitaminute -- Harlan! Is that you? HARLAN (dropping his voice about half-an-octave from it's previous register.) Don't hang up, Pop. DEXTER How in hell did you get my number? 20. EXT. JEREMY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT JEREMY I could get it out of a fucking phone book, if the fucking phone books were up to date. 21. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT We can see MARIA approaching in the background. She's a panhandler, attired in unisex clothes: value-village chic . DEXTER So that's what you call 'tagging' my secretary? HARLAN Well, she is an attractive woman. DEXTER (exploding) Yah, I had noticed. 22. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT SCULLY Aw, sweetie, don't be that way. Didn't I tell you never pay attention to anything I say in my sleep? DISCONNECT and DIAL TONE, as the latest bachelorette hangs up. Scully crosses off the name at the bottom of the page, leaving only one -- "Jenny" -- in the top margin, with no last name or number beside it. Scully tears out the page. The next one's blank. He crumples the paper, then thinks better of it, and smooths it out, grabs a quarter, and DIALS. SCULLY Be there. Be there now, Jenny, sweetie, honey, come on! 23. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT DEXTER There's no more money, Harlan! Maria's casual trajectory brings her into range. MARIA Spare change, Jack? Any rusty old coin...? Harlan mouths a silent, exagerrated "Fuck off!" at Maria. DEXTER I swear, the genius who thought up "Reach out and touch someone" must have had you in mind. HARLAN (to Dexter) I'm asking for a job, Poppa, not a loan. Maria continues up the line of telephones, approaching Jeremy. JEREMY Nobody pays you to take this kind of abuse? What kind do you hire yourself out for? MARIA (to Jeremy) Spare change, buddy? JEREMY (to Maria) No thanks. (into phone) Look, I'm willing to pay. Just tell me how much to deposit in exchange for the address. Maria moves on. Emily is the next target. MARIA Spare a quarter, lady? Emily stares at her silently, while over her phone we hear Sandra's answering machine emit a long BEEP. 24. INT. SANDRA'S SQUAT - NIGHT We just catch the end of the answering machine's BEEP. It's quiet enough to hear the tape wheels WHIRRING around. MARIA (faintly over phone) Can you help me out? Quarter for a cup of coffee? CLICK of disconnect. The tape wheels SNICK to a halt and the red light signalling new messages begins to flash. 25. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Scully's sweating, fiddling compulsively with a quarter as he talks. SCULLY I just wanted to know how you were doing. JENNY How I'm doing. Cut the shit, Jake. I lived with you long enough to devlop antibodies. What are you after? MARIA (to Scully) Spare a quarter, buddy? Without thinking, Scully flips her the quarter he's playing with. SCULLY You never want to believe that I care, do you Jen? MARIA You're in my will, man. 26. INT - JENNY'S HOUSE - NIGHT. JENNY You were always the smooth one, weren't you? "No-Zits Jake": that's what my Mom called you before we got married. Slick as plastic. SCULLY How is your Mom? JENNY (sweetly) She's dead Jake; she's still dead. Funny how that works. I'm fine; she's dead. So it's been great talking, but now I gotta go... (suddenly violent) ...you mouth, you sleazy nothing! Jenny slams the receiver down. (to phone, calmer) I gotta go. 27. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT. SCULLY Jenny...Jen? You can't hang me up! Scully realizes he's talking to a dead line. He starts digging in his pocket for another quarter. No quarter. He goes through his other pockets, pulling stuff out and piling it beside the phone: pennies and nickles, a key-ring with one lonely key, an empty pack of cigarettes. Antacid tablets, a sheet of paper with scribbled notes, a pair of reading glasses, a film cannister -- various small pieces of a life. Scully's trying to stay calm, but being calm doesn't help -- he's out of change, no quarters at all. He SMACKS the glass in frustration, which draws Emily's attention. Catching her eye, Scully ducks out of his booth and pokes his head into hers. SCULLY I ran out of change. Could you... He's not reaching her. The opening of Sandra's MACHINE MESSAGE can be heard under his lines. SCULLY Just a quarter. Important call. They stare at one another. 28. EXT. JEREMY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT JEREMY Right here on the front of the phone it says, "411: Information." Is that some kind of sick joke? Information, you cow! Let me spell that for you: that's 'Cee' -- as in ...'cow' -- Scully pushes open the door to Jeremy's booth. SCULLY Can you help me out -- Jeremy SLAMs down his phone. He swings around belligerantly. JEREMY What the fuck do you want! People in this city! He pushes roughly past Scully, grabs the strap for his luggage and starts dragging it away like some dead pet on a leash. Scully shrugs and checks the coin return slot, but no luck. The pay phone RINGS. Startled, Scully picks it up. He doesn't even have a chance to say hello; we still can't distinguish the individual words in the torrent of abuse, but the angry VOICE on the phone is clearly recognizable as the operator's. 29. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT DEXTER I can't just snap my fingers. HARLAN Bullshit! You got your nose so far up Maynard's ass, you can't tell your sinus congestion from his constipation! Whatever you ask for, you got. SCULLY (faintly, over phone) Got a quarter, man? DEXTER No loans! 30. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT HARLAN (to Scully) Bugger off, willya? DEXTER I'd be glad to. HARLAN Not you, Pop. Maria has come up behind Scully, unseen. She grabs Scully by the coat, pulls him away from Harlan so they're face to face. The two conversations here proceed concurrently. HARLAN MARIA It's these tagteam panhandlers This is my corner, man. I'm talking to. You're trespassing DEXTER SCULLY Hey, maybe you can get a Gimme a fucking break. I gotta make a job with them . You and that call. And hey, you got quarters! Yeah, I bet secretary of mine... you got a whole pocketful of change. Maria pushes Scully away, starts moving back. HARLAN MARIA For years you been telling me You wanna make a call? Try 911. 'get a job'. Now you won't even help me out? Scully chases after Maria, who seems a little more nimble than previously. They vanish offscreen. SCULLY (V.O.) DEXTER What about that quarter I gave you? I'd like to find you something I need my quarter back. I can hear Harlan, but the truth is, we your pockets jingling! just don't have any openings right now. HARLAN No shit, huh? Me either -- but that's because I'm getting fucked up every available orifice. No openings -- jesus, Poppa, don't give me this company-speak -- talk like a human being for five minutes. 31. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT DEXTER It's not that easy, Harlan! You're not qualified. Being obnoxious and impossible to shut up are not enough. But you can't see that, can you; you think you know it all, don't you? You think you're Jesus Christ with a fucking haircut. HARLAN I got it in my blood, Poppa. Remember this? "My old man, he'd hawk seawater in tiny bottles, call it a vial of tears. 'We live in this vial of tears,' he used to say. Five bucks an ounce. He'd bottle freshwater and sell it as angel tears." DEXTER "Angel's tears." That old bastard. HARLAN I remember a lot of that stuff about grandpa. Dexter takes a moment to light up a cigarette. DEXTER Why now, Harlan? What changed your mind about getting into advertising? 32. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT HARLAN I just decided I wanted to do something productive with my life. (beat) Let me tell you something, Poppa, and this is a no-shit thing. When I was a kid you know what I wanted more than anything almost was to just talk to you one time without it feeling like a job interview. Ê (beat) But maybe it works out, huh? Maybe the practice pays off. 33. INT. DEXTER'S GARAGE - NIGHT Dexter switches off the car ignition. The garage goes silent. DEXTER How about I call you in a couple of days? HARLAN Poppa! I love you! DEXTER (Pleased) Bullshit-artist. 34. EXT. HARLAN'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Harlan hangs up, steps away from the phone. Scully enters frame, blocking his path. Maria drifts into view at a distance, observing. SCULLY Look, pal -- I don't know you, I don't mean to bother you -- it's just very important I make this call. If you got dimes, nickles, anything. Harlan freezes for a moment, then relaxes and grins, fishing for change. HARLAN You ever notice how much easier it is giving money to people who don't look like they need it? Maria takes a step closer to Harlan. MARIA Don't give him the quarter, man. Surprised, Harlan turns to look at her. HARLAN What, he's not in the union? SCULLY Gimme the quarter. Harlan turns back to Scully. MARIA I'm telling you, don't give him that fucking quarter! Harlan flips the quarter to Scully. As Scully catches it Maria grabs a phone book from the nearest booth, steps up behind Harlan and whacks him over the head with it . Harlan collapses onto Scully, who stands there, holding him up. SCULLY Jesus Fuck! MARIA Hey, I told him. She reaches around, extracts Harlan's wallet, riffles through it. Help me stack him over here. We can prop him up so it looks like he's makin' a call. SCULLY Are you fucking insane? MARIA What's your problem, man? C'mon -- you got your money. 35. INT. SANDRA'S SQUAT - NIGHT A cat wanders into the room, lonely, attracted to the voice on the machine. SANDRA (on machine) No-one can come to the phone right now. If you need to get in touch with me, leave a message at the tone. If you need to get in touch with Emily... 36. EXT. EMILY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Emily is quietly reciting the message along with the MACHINE. EMILY ...check directory assistance for her new number. Emily, if that's you, please hang up. Don't leave a message. I'm sorry. 37. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT Scully's shaking like a slot-machine junkie as he jacks his quarter into the phone and DIALS. He's muttering to himself : SCULLY 2...5...5...1789...fall of the Bastile, Jen. I know you know it's me, so answer the damn phone, darling... Scully TAPS out a frantic, erratic rhythm with his hands on any surface in reach. The percussion attracts Emily's notice. She looks over from her own booth, then away again. Startled, Scully notices he's getting smears of blood on the glass, and tries to wipe his hands clean on his crumpled telephone list. 38. INT. JENNY'S HOUSE - NIGHT. Jenny is wearing a coat and hat now, watching her phone RING, as though afraid it might become more agressive -- rise up, perhaps, on spider legs and scuttle after her, should she leave. Reluctantly, she reaches for the receiver. 39. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT. Scully launches straight in, no time spared for hellos. SCULLY Jenny! You remember that argument when we decided to go ahead with the divorce? About who would get custody of the phone number? I'm glad it was you. Now I can always remember your number. JENNY Jake. SCULLY And when I got my own phone I only came up with 5 people to give the new number to, anyway. JENNY Tell me what the fuck you want! 40. EXT. EMILY'S PHONE BOOTH - DAY EMIILY (duet with machine, singsong almost) I don't want to hear your voice. I don't want to speak to you. I'm going to be gone this weekend; you can pick up the rest of your stuff then. 41. INT. SANDRA'S SQUAT - NIGHT The cat is PURRING, rubbing against the answering machine. SANDRA (on machine, with Emily echoing her in background) I don't think there's anything more to say. So hang up Emily -- hang up now if you haven't already, and don't call back. The machine signals that it's ready to record with a loud BEEP. Frightened by the noise, the cat runs from the room. 42. EXT. EMILY'S PHONE BOOTH - DAY EMILY Sandra? Sandy? I not sure what to tell you. I've been calling 5, 6 times a day, just to hear the sound of your voice on this bullshit machine. But it hurts to hear you say those things, and you know every time it's just the same, which means every time somehow it's worse. I don't think I can stop calling, and I don't think I can stand it either. How could you leave it on the machine like that, for all our friends to hear? 43. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT SCULLY I need a place to stay, Jen. Maybe for a week. Someplace nobody will think to look for me. With our history, I figure you're a pretty good choice. Plain enough? JENNY So skip town -- you're good at that. SCULLY I got no money, baby. Besides, that's a parole violation. And if I get tagged with this summons they'll feed me to the lawyers. JENNY No cash? And what about last month's acrimony check? SCULLY I can work it out. Mop your floors, dust the furniture. JENNY Forget it, Scully! I got my own space now, and it's private, you understand? SCULLY No! What the hell does that mean? JENNY I know you don't care, but that's how it is. SCULLY You're living with someone, I mean that's what it means, isn't it? -- Hello! Scully WHACKS the handset on the counter, puts it back to his ear. Hello? Have we got a bad connection? JENNY Have we. SCULLY So this guy you're living with, is he nice, I mean, is he a sensitive guy? Does he let you have your 'space'? That must be great for you, really, like having a houseplant that can water itself. JENNY Actually he's an asshole, like you -- I'm sure you'd like each other. Y'know maybe I should move out and let you move in with him. SCULLY Perfect! Perfect! 44. INT. SANDRA'S SQUAT - NIGHT. The camera pans slowly around the room during the following monologue. EMILY I know you're there Sandra, listening to this, I can feel it. And I suppose you can just erase my voice off the tape once I hang up, but not me. I've got your message memorized now, and I can't stop it playing in my head. Would you like to hear it? Sandra? Answer me! The camera finishes its pan: there is nobody there. 45. EXT. SCULLY'S PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT JENNY You did a job on me, Jake. Know how you can break a bone and it doesn't set right? Heals wrong, and they have to break it again to set it properly? I think you broke my heart that way, baby. Who was it you gave your number when you moved? SCULLY Jenny...you want your heart broken, don't give the job to some damn amateur ; I can do it for you better. Do you hear what I'm saying? I need to talk to you -- just let me come over so I -- JENNY Forget it, Jake! SCULLY I can't talk like this, like I'm back in jail trying to reach through those fucking glass windows on their fucking toy phones. Jenny? Don't hang up on me; you're my last -- Scully realizes he's talking to a dead line. It's my last quarter. He hangs up, then slowly starts putting all the stuff back in his pockets that he took out earlier. He notices Emily. She's scrunched down in her booth, sitting on the cement, smoking and crying quietly. They look at each other, then look away, embarassed. Scully finishes collecting his stuff, steps outside. SCULLY (to Emily) Are you alright? I couldn't help noticing you here... Emily pays no attention. Scully pauses, clears his throat. SCULLY Has anyone...has anyone ever told you what amazing eyes you have? She laughs, a quick bark of astonishment. SCULLY No, really. and I know eyes. I studied to be an optometrist. Name's Scully. She stubs out her cigarette on the glass of the phone booth. EMILY I'm gay, Scully. Pause. SCULLY Well we both like women then; there's something we've got in common. They both laugh, at the sheer stupidity of the line. SCULLY Or we both hate 'em. They glance at each other, then away. Are you going to be okay? I can call you a cab. (beat) If you can lend me a quarter. EMILY There'll be a courtesy phone at the bus station. Thanks. She gets to her feet and walks off down the street. SCULLY Courtesy phone, that sounds nice. Like it could almost be a pleasant experience. Scully looks around, notices Harlan has slipped down to something like a seated position. He walks over, squats beside Harlan, gives him a shake and a light slap. No response. Scully goes through Harlan's pockets, finding a pack of cigarettes, extracts one and lights up. Maria appears, wearing a pair of dark glasses, approaches Scully. MARIA Spare a smoke, man? Scully looks at her warily. Maria flips up her glasses for a moment. MARIA Hey, chief, it's me. You live three extra days, y'know, every one of those you give away. Scully gives in, offers her the pack. She chooses carefully, as though they weren't all identical, and tears off the filter. SCULLY That must cost a few extra days. Maria lights the cigarette with extravagant care. MARIA Most of the toxins are in the filters. They don't tell you that. All I want is the pure poison. Scully starts walking away up the line of booths. Maria follows. MARIA Hey, Ace! Where you heading? SCULLY I dunno. I got nowhere to go. He can't find a joke in it. They fall into step. SCULLY They gonna hunt me down and fuck me up. MARIA They after you too? SCULLY Who they? They who? MARIA You should try poverty. It's the best urban camoflauge. SCULLY Right. MARIA Be poor, Eddy. Nobody in this city looks at you if you're poor. Ask somebody for money and they'll pretend they can't even see you. Here -- check out how you look in my coat. Go on -- I'll trade ya. SCULLY This jacket cost me 30 bucks! Still, he takes it off, and Maria helps him on with her coat, pretends to brush lint off the shoulders. MARIA Big spender. Go ahead, try it on. See? Already you look like Mr. Nobody. Try the hat. SCULLY Fuck the hat, and fuck this bullshit swindle! Gimme back my jacket. MARIA So it's bullshit? So tell me what I look like. Maria is behind him at this point. Scully starts to turn to face her, but she scrambles to stay out of his line-of-sight. MARIA No, no, don't turn around. Just tell me what I look like. SCULLY For a start, you're wearing my goddamn jacket! MARIA Not what I'm wearing. What I look like. Scully starts to turn again, and she grabs him by the back of the coat so she can stay behind him. MARIA I'm telling you man, don't you fucking turn around! Tell me some thing, one thing. What colour eyes? SCULLY Jesus Christ. MARIA What colour! SCULLY You know, I think my last girfriend dumped me because I got the eyes wrong? Why do you all think the eyes are so fucking important? ` MARIA Why do cops wear dark glasses? SCULLY I don't know... MARIA Why is it easier to lie over the telephone? SCULLY ...I don't know what colour your eyes are. I don't even remember the colour of my own, anymore. I used to...I used to know. Maria lets him go. MARIA They're blue. Cautiously, Scully turns to face her. Maria lets him. SCULLY I think you're right. MARIA But you be poor awhile, that should wash them right out. Eyes the colour of concrete, Francis, eyes the colour of spit. You'll never be found. Go ahead -- you try on the hat. END.
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